Subject: My Guilty Pleasure
Content: Hello all, I have a guilty pleasure to announce it's been haunting me for sometime now so I have to get it out. Who out there misses Oregon Trail? That old game on those green screen computers? That game was seriously the coolest thing ever! Trading odd gypsy products like beaver pelt for a 3 legged table, or a coon skin cap for a bone necklace. We should seriously have a Zigned Oregon Trail Tournament! Who's with me?! I don't know why I like that game so much, you died of the most embarrassing things like diarrhea, scleroderma, herps, limb falling off etc. I think they just loved humiliating people with your gravestone reading "James Died Of Too much Consumption of Animal Droppings." Whenever I would die of something odd like that I would get so embarrased I would cover my screen so kids wouldn't make fun of me for the way I died, like it was my fault anyway! Mean kids... I should sue Oregon Trail for those lies slandering my good name but I won't because that game rocks.
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